Goodreads

     I have a Goodreads account now! Sadly it doesn't contain all of my written work, but I have no way of adding to the anthologies I am in unless the listed editor writes me in as such. And seeing as I've been a columnist for almost two years at Dark Eclipse, that would be a lot of work for them that I frankly don't want to bother them with.
     In other news, it's looking like I'll be in another three anthologies and/or magazines by the end of the year, and there are still plenty of open calls for me to apply to. I've applied my book to a good number of places and am hoping for a positive response any day now.

Fishing Trip, Part One

David squinted as he looked out over the horizon of the ocean surrounding him and his three friends, quickly taking a sip of beer as he felt some dribble down the side of the can. Between the heat of the summer sun and the warm ocean breeze, David was quickly working up a sweat. Looking to the bow of his twenty-eight foot boat, he watched as his girlfriend and her sister laid tanning in their bikini’s.

Timeless Tales Magazine

     A magazine that is published both online and in print, if you subscribe to them you get the audio book format as well. The only reason I bring this up is that in their upcoming edition, Pandora's Box, one of my stories will be a feature.

A lovely tattoo rendition drawn by Lucky978 on DeviantArt.

     The publication will be up soon enough, and I will link to it then so you all can go on over and take a gander for yourselves. Personally I am a fan of print editions, but I've never had my work made into an audio format before. Perhaps my preferences will change.

Horror Zine

     For those that come here often enough, they know I write for Dark Eclipse Magazine as a recurring columnist. At another lovely slice of horror on the net, there is a well known scary-story magazine known as the Horror Zine. I've had one of my more tantalizing tales accepted into an upcoming anthology of theirs, one to be published by Post Mortem Press.

     I've been a fan of Post Mortem Press for a while, and am thrilled to get published in a work assembled by the crew over at the Horror Zine. You can check out both sites in my links to the right; Horror Zine updates monthly with new artists, poetry and stories so visit them when you can.

Best Zombie Scare Pranks

     A selection of zombie scare pranks that I enjoyed. Have at it.

Diary of Rupert Manspark, Professor of Abnormal Psychology

August 5th 1921,

     While traveling through the back woods of Pennsylvania, I'v come across the strangest of tales that I have ever heard. A man I had the pleasure of spending but a brief few hours drinking with told me of the haunted caves up on what he called "Lonely Mountain", which is the tallest peak in a series of rocky cliff faces in the densely wooded regions of the northeastern mountains of the territory. He told me of fabulous caves with great murals, and even greater guardians.

Evil Clown

     Some pranks are just too funny for words, while others cross the line. This one, I think, straddles it.

An Oldie, But a Goodie

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     You surprise me, you know that? I asked you to survive for thirty-seven days and you make it well and beyond my wildest hopes. So far, as of today, your'e at forty-one days. Forty-one! Can you believe it?
     I know I can't.

Rebound

     And just like that my faith is restored in humanity! Gotta love the internet.

Brain Drippings

    Sitting in my robes as I write this post, savoring a warm cup of coffee, I can only think of the past few weeks of interaction with the rest of humanity. Is there something wrong with all of you, or am I just losing my grip on sanity? Well, I know I'm a little mad, but these days who isn't?