Best Zombie Scare Pranks

     A selection of zombie scare pranks that I enjoyed. Have at it.

Diary of Rupert Manspark, Professor of Abnormal Psychology

August 5th 1921,

     While traveling through the back woods of Pennsylvania, I'v come across the strangest of tales that I have ever heard. A man I had the pleasure of spending but a brief few hours drinking with told me of the haunted caves up on what he called "Lonely Mountain", which is the tallest peak in a series of rocky cliff faces in the densely wooded regions of the northeastern mountains of the territory. He told me of fabulous caves with great murals, and even greater guardians.

Evil Clown

     Some pranks are just too funny for words, while others cross the line. This one, I think, straddles it.

An Oldie, But a Goodie

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     You surprise me, you know that? I asked you to survive for thirty-seven days and you make it well and beyond my wildest hopes. So far, as of today, your'e at forty-one days. Forty-one! Can you believe it?
     I know I can't.

Rebound

     And just like that my faith is restored in humanity! Gotta love the internet.

Brain Drippings

    Sitting in my robes as I write this post, savoring a warm cup of coffee, I can only think of the past few weeks of interaction with the rest of humanity. Is there something wrong with all of you, or am I just losing my grip on sanity? Well, I know I'm a little mad, but these days who isn't?

Dark Eclipse 34!!!

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All Saint's Day, Part One

     Drifting out of your sleep, you slowly creak your eyes open as you feel the warmth of life suffuse your limbs, once cold with the rigor of death. Unfolding your arms from over your chest, you look around. Set within a deep tomb, you slowly push yourself to your aching knees, splaying your long fingers wide against the lid of your earthen womb. Pushing, the lid, which should be hard to remove, seems to slide off as if greased, falling to the wayside with a horrendous shatter of stone.

For the Worms

“You know, all this hunting has got me thinking,” Derek said as he bit into the leg of their freshest kill, juices dribbling down his chin.

“Thinking about what?” Monica asked, stoking the fire as she chewed on a fatty section of stomach like tobacco.

“About if I die young,” Derek revealed, earning groans from the other three gathered around the fire.

Post Mortem: The Quiet Ones

     A thriller to say the most, a horror film to say the least, The Quiet Ones paints itself as a new film about a girl that is haunted by some eerie spirit that just won't let her go. The patient, Jane Harper (Olivia Cooke) is a young woman who can make things happen with her mind, which has the scientist in charge of her therapy, Professor Joseph Coupland (Jared Harris) convinced that her paranormal happenings can be channeled away from her physically and psychically, which will purge her of her mental illness. Dr. Coupland approaches cameraman and film student Brian McNeil (Sam Clafin) to film the entire experience. He agrees and so they take to studying the girl and what causes her to react.