Saturday, May 17, 2014

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Diary of Rupert Manspark, Professor of Abnormal Psychology

August 5th 1921,

     While traveling through the back woods of Pennsylvania, I'v come across the strangest of tales that I have ever heard. A man I had the pleasure of spending but a brief few hours drinking with told me of the haunted caves up on what he called "Lonely Mountain", which is the tallest peak in a series of rocky cliff faces in the densely wooded regions of the northeastern mountains of the territory. He told me of fabulous caves with great murals, and even greater guardians.

Evil Clown

     Some pranks are just too funny for words, while others cross the line. This one, I think, straddles it.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

An Oldie, But a Goodie

     You surprise me, you know that? I asked you to survive for thirty-seven days and you make it well and beyond my wildest hopes. So far, as of today, your'e at forty-one days. Forty-one! Can you believe it?
     I know I can't.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014


     And just like that my faith is restored in humanity! Gotta love the internet.

Brain Drippings

    Sitting in my robes as I write this post, savoring a warm cup of coffee, I can only think of the past few weeks of interaction with the rest of humanity. Is there something wrong with all of you, or am I just losing my grip on sanity? Well, I know I'm a little mad, but these days who isn't?