“I
guess we’ll take three toys, a strand of garlic and a silver cross.” David
said, running a hand through his short hair. The bearded man merely smiled and
accepted David’s money before handing over the items in a burlap sack, the
cross being the largest item amidst the entirety of the bag.
“I’ll
pay for some of the meat as well,” Monica said, fishing out a few dollars.
“The
meat will be worth its weight in gold little lady. Some of the hungrier
creatures in there wouldn’t mind taking a bite out of a morsel like you!” The
man said, flirting with Monica a tad as he palmed a handful of chopped beef
cubes into a plastic bag. “Just be certain that if you feed them by hand to
hold your hand flat. Their teeth are ground sharp and can take a chunk out of
you if you’re not careful.”
“So
this ride is dangerous?” Monica asked, her voice cracking a bit.
The
man smiled, revealing brown and grey teeth. “Who said it was a ride? What it is
is a chance to walk through a despoiled garden of creatures long forgotten and
feared since their discovery. While we have had some accidents, the creatures
are mostly benign, assuming you stay on the path and don’t go in unprepared.”
“Do
you think we have enough?” Monica asked, earning a snort from David.
The
man looked at David, confusion in his eyes. “What?”
“Of
course you’re going to try and sell us more useless crap, listen, I know how
this works. You have people dressed up in there that’ll jump out at us and
scare us, and run off if we toss an item at them. It’s a haunted house, I’ve
gone to a dozen of these.”
The
man smiled, shaking his head. “Not like this one, you haven’t.”
The
man waddled towards the gate, the light drizzle falling on his top hat and coat
as he unlocked the gate leading to a wooden bridge crossing a river. “Over
there, cross the Blessed River; that is where you start your journey.”
“In
that giant building?” Monica asked, looking at the former factory with some
trepidation.
“It’s
a maze now, one we set up to appease the spirits of the clowns that died in
that awful fire all those years ago. Beware the smoking clown, as he’d the most
degenerate of the lot.”
“How
so?”
“Let’s
just say I can’t sell little boys or girls for you to throw at him to take his
attention away from you, and leave it at that.” The man said grimly. He pointed
along the river. “The trek curves around the maze, through a forest and then a
house. Once you exit the house you have a pumpkin patch and a bridge leading
back over the river, where you’ll be safe.”
“What
happens if we want to leave early?” Monica asked, clutching at David’s arm possessively.
The
man smiled. “Then you hurry.”
-*-
Once
the man had opened the gate, Monica and David had walked hand-in-hand together
towards the bridge leading across the blessed river. The bridge was old and
worn, with loose boards and rotting shingles, paint peeling from the wood in
ways that made it appear, in dim lighting, as if spiders were emerging from the
very wood itself. With flashlights on and moving from wall to wall, stretching
out across the bridge to make sure it was safe, Monica and David slowly made
their way across the rickety bridge.
Once
across, they stood in front of a factory with no doors, a large stuffed clown with
a cigar in its mouth and beady red eyes staring out blankly at them, his
colorful costume puffy and moth-eaten.
“I don’t
like this place,” Monica said, eyeing the clown.
“Aw, c’mon.
You can’t tell me that this clown is gonna scare you, are you?” David said,
walking up to the clown and knocking on its plaster head. “See, nothing to be
afraid of. Hey, take my picture with it!”
“I don’t
want to…” Monica trailed off, still taking her camera out of her purse. “Are
you sure?”
“Yeah,
I’ll make it my new desktop background.”
“You’re
sick,” Monica said as she raised the camera up, turning it on. Once it powered
on, she stared through the lens, about to tell David to say cheese when she noticed
something odd.
The
clown was slowly turning its head to stare directly at the camera, its
ear-to-ear grin seemingly getting wider as David threw an arm around the clowns
shoulders, a wide smile on his face as he threw up the peace sign.
“D-D-David…”
“C’mon
babe, just take the picture so we can move on, the night is still young!” David
said.
The
clown on the small virtual screen of the camera nodded slowly, raising and arm
to loop over David’s shoulders for the picture, its other hand coming up to
pull the cigar from its mouth. A puff of smoke exited the clowns mouth in a
wide plume, causing Monica to jerk and take the photo in shock, the flash going
off in a single instant. Looking at the camera frame once more, she saw the
clown was back to its original position, sitting back and facing off kilter
towards the hall leading deeper into the maze.
David
got up, clapping his hands together, “Alright, let me take a look at the photo
to make sure I didn’t blink or anything.”
“Um,
sure…” Monica said, thrusting the camera into his hands.
He
stared at the camera, flicking through a few shots before settling on the clown,
smoke puffing from it as it and David embraced in a one armed hug. David looked
back up at the plaster clown, then back down at the monitor.
“That’s
impossible.” David uttered low and slow.
“That’s
what I was thinking when you were hurrying me along to take a photo with it!”
Monica growled, pointing over towards the dummy. “I saw it moving and you were
just being a dork asking me to take a picture with it. Well there you go, a
picture with a haunted clown doll!”
“I don’t
know if I want this anymore-hey, where did the clown go?” David asked, looking
up from the camera before furrowing his brow.
Monica
looked over her shoulder to where the clown had been seated. All that was there
now was a red barrel, along with a small stuffed bear, both eyes removed to the
point where stuffing was coming out of the holes.
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